| CAST | CREW | ||
| Joe Gidner | David Young | Director | Phil Boswell |
| Mr Fangfoss | Mike Essex | Production Manager | Maureen Caveley |
| Alex Slingsby | Mark Fallon | Lighting Design | David Evans |
| Rev. Giles Montague/ Thug 2 | Andy Diamond | Sound | Martin Frost |
| Harry Braithwaite/ Sid Swift/ Mr Issit | Simon Hancock | Properties | Fiona Klat |
| Twiggy Sledmer/ Corporal/ Mr Greenslade | Ross Hodgkinson | Norma Johnston | |
| Dr Kossuth/ Sgt Kettlewell | Adrian Williams | Lighting Operator | Fiona Whitehead |
| School Inspector/ Miss Bilson/ Thug 1 | Ruth Archer | Publicity | Dawn Martin |
| Emily Bleasby/ Reporter | Karen Wingham | Transport | Adrian Williams |
| Diana Slingsby/ Maisie Twemlow | Penny Easun | Programme | David Evans |
| Mrs Kossuth/ TV PA | Jennie Blackburn | ||
| Mrs Croser | Margaret Jack | ||
| Ginchy Triggor | Abi Essex | ||
| Beattie Fangfoss/ Jane Bullhman/ Monkey Tonks | Bin Watmore | ||
| Biddy Montague/ Reporter | Mary Petley | ||
| Welsh Woman/ Reporter | Lindsay Boswell | ||
| Mrs Fangfoss/ Ignatia Scobie/ Hartlepool Lad | Moyra Brookes | ||
| Sir Edward Furlong | Tim Easun & Michael May |